Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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