I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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