have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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