I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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