You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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