Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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