That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
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I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
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