She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
When did angry sex become our thing?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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