youre lurking in front of me
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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