Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Randomize
