But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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