where does the pee come out of this thing
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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