My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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