i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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