soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize