I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i just made my gag reflex go away.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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