I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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