Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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