I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
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can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?