Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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