So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
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I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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