Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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