no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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