come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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