hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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