Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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