There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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