I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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