My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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