A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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