haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
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Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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