The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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