i don't plan on having that self control this summer
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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