I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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