Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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