My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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