Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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