Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
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some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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