I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
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I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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