I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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