Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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