whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Randomize
