Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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