Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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