Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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