The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
My ass is underappreciated
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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