The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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