Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
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And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.