On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.