You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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