Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
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I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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