There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I am mentally ready for anal.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Congratulations! We have a period
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
