I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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