you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
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Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Randomize