what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza