Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
nutella sex= disaster
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.