# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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