what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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