Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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