One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
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I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
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Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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