Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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