I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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